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Fuck me

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”
*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.

You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
mugGet the Fuck memug.

Fuck me gran gran

The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.
"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"
by Ploptwat May 4, 2022
mugGet the Fuck me gran granmug.

fuck me daddy

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by wleoekfv m February 14, 2023
mugGet the fuck me daddymug.

Fuck me

Fuck me is a term girls use when you fucking obliterate the fuck out of her pussy.
Fuck me!!!!!
by Veryverygoated February 3, 2023
mugGet the Fuck memug.

Fuck me

Me: -Fuck me!
You: -Hell yeah!!
by Sheisnotme January 10, 2021
mugGet the Fuck memug.

Fuck me hungry

When you fuck her so hard, she needs food to refuel
Jeez, Elliott, you fucked me hungry! Is that a thing? Fuck me hungry? It should be. ( it wasn't so I put it on urban dictionary )
by Ori8n July 2, 2020
mugGet the Fuck me hungrymug.
A catchphrase for anybody that doesn't have a catchphrase. It could also be used if you want fucked in the ass and called Billy because it's a cheeseburger
Hey EDP445, Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger, SHIT, NOT LIKE THAT EDP!!!
by Elmos_Wife April 27, 2023
mugGet the Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburgermug.

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