A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”
*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.
You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.
You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024

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by wleoekfv m February 14, 2023

Fuck me!!!!!
by Veryverygoated February 3, 2023

Jeez, Elliott, you fucked me hungry! Is that a thing? Fuck me hungry? It should be. ( it wasn't so I put it on urban dictionary )
by Ori8n July 2, 2020

A catchphrase for anybody that doesn't have a catchphrase. It could also be used if you want fucked in the ass and called Billy because it's a cheeseburger
by Elmos_Wife April 27, 2023
