Someone who proves over and over what an idiot they are while simultaneously telling the world how smart they are
Patrick: I know I signed paperwork saying I would pay $18,000 but this lawyer friend of mine said I didn't have to and he's almost as smart as I am so I believe him and I'm not paying and if you sue me you'll pay me!
Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
by Daisy Flowers June 14, 2017
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Dylan is typically an extremely hot country boy with a huge penis. He usually dates girls named Kylie, Sophie, McKenzie, or a female Dylan. He is really kind and loves to cuddle. He will do anything for friends or girls and puts other people before him. He loves to stay up late and talk to people.
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Dylan is the best boyfriend
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