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drive-by bumper

Any inconsiderate asshole or bitch who "bumps" their stereo while driving by, waking you from a deep sleep, and pisses you off.
Jack: "Why are you so bitchy today?"

Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"
by T0nk5_McD3an November 27, 2009
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Amish Drive By

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.
"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."
by Mars-El September 28, 2023
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Hard-driving

Compiling mass amounts of information, skill or abilities.
Always riding, like I'm always hard-driving.
by J. A. T. C. O. November 23, 2019
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packer drive

A drive in a football game that is extended by made up penalties, especially on 3rd down or negating turnovers. This type of drive is typically done by the Green Bay Packers and often results in more penalty yards than actual yards gained on offense.
Q: Did you see that game winning drive?
A: Yeah, but they called that pick back and made up a pass interference call on 3rd down. It was a total packer drive.
by Brooo53 October 6, 2019
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Watch This Drive

When, as a punishment, you take a bong, fill it with your alcohol of choice, take a hit of weed, and then drink the liquor.
"We will stop the terrorist killers!"
"Now watch this drive."

*down bong water*
by Ratticus_Finch July 17, 2022
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Spider Drive

Replaces your sex drive with your addiction to Spider-Man
Instead of masturbation like everyone else, im going to be Spider-Man, don't blame me it's my Spider Drive
by Spider-Verse King October 29, 2019
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Driving Sock

The sock a male masterbates into while driving rather than use a fist full of facial tissue.
Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."
by VonZee July 14, 2023
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