driving for dick

A viral meme made popular by singer Ethan Tide, who remixed a clip of porn star Sophie Anderson singing in her car.

1. Used when someone is attractive.

2. Used when driving to a booty call.

1. "Omg when did Jimmy get so hot? I'm driving for dick."
"Girl, he's not even cute"

2. "I can't talk right now. On my way to Jimmys. I'm driving for dick."
"Get your shit together Karen"

by undefineddefinition July 18, 2019

Drive-by Puritan

Someone bereft of any genuine integrity, but who is perpetually offended, while trying to prove their superior morality and character on each topic, before moving quickly onto the next issue to be outraged about. A genuinely pathetic individual.

This guy is outraged by pretty much anything and he’s so sanctimonious. He’s a drive-by Puritan of the highest order.

by Colonel. SJC July 12, 2020

driving lessons

It's like that thing where you, like, learn how to drive 'n' stuff, y'know ?

"I got driving lessons today"

by The one and only Soffa July 22, 2022

offensive driving

To drive in a manner to keep the pace on roads that are heavily congested to the point of advancing through quickly as possible but not to the extent of it being aggressive driving.

NYC requires some offensive driving if you want to ever get to your destinations!

by Tmaas June 6, 2018

cloud driving

HCloud driving

Cloud drivingGazing stuck on stupidconfusedYou know that blank lost look people get when they are just staring at nothing and go without blinking?

by pinkie sparkles February 12, 2014

Drive slow

Insult to those who have nonstop blonde moments, or just retarded in general.

“Kanye West’s new album is his greatest”
*looks confusingly* “ay yo drive slow man, you dumb as fuck don’t ever say some dumb shit like that again.

by Yowhatwelearn? October 30, 2019

Turpin Drive

A neighborhood in Richmond, Kentucky built in the 1970’s, known for drug activity, gang activity and violence. This neighborhood is traditionally controlled by the Hoover Crips (or Hoover Criminals).

My friend got robbed yesterday on Turpin Drive

by User2184930 July 31, 2020