The act of, um, foreplay for dolphin gang bang sessions. dolphin penis. The minimum number of dolphins to human ratio during dolphin foreplay is 2:1.
They use their snouts to touch each other and stuff. Sea World is full of Dolphin Foreplay. The Sea World exhibit...
by leukippos October 5, 2011
Get the Dolphin Foreplaymug. Alias of former tv star Flipper the dolphin. On Chappelle's Show, he was put into the community pool to scare off all the black folks because he hates them.
Man 1: Holy shit its James the Nigga hatin' dolphin.
White Man: They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than white lightening.
White Man: They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than white lightening.
by mistahtom June 28, 2006
Get the James the Nigga hatin' dolphinmug. This syndrome has been made popular by Rebeecca Black's "Friday" song.
The syndrome has been relatively ignored until this point. This has been a condition that effects all ages and races. Some of the signs of My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome (a.k.a. MHISADS) is the need to roll down the window in the car when you are "kicking it" in the front-seat or in the back-seat with your friends, then sliding your arm out and moving your hand and forearm up and down in a fashion which appears like a dolphin riding a bow of a ship.
The syndrome has been relatively ignored until this point. This has been a condition that effects all ages and races. Some of the signs of My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome (a.k.a. MHISADS) is the need to roll down the window in the car when you are "kicking it" in the front-seat or in the back-seat with your friends, then sliding your arm out and moving your hand and forearm up and down in a fashion which appears like a dolphin riding a bow of a ship.
Ryan - "Yeah, i was taking Nick home and all of a sudden, he started moving his hand up and down out the window like a damn dolphin"
Kevin - "Wow! I guess he caught that My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome. That's crazy! Hope you don't get it"
Kevin - "Wow! I guess he caught that My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome. That's crazy! Hope you don't get it"
by einsBAMF69 May 17, 2011
Get the My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndromemug. When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.
Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World
by I Love French Class May 14, 2009
Get the One Eyed Angry Dolphinmug. someone with jacked up itsy bitsy teeth who's sporting waay too much gum. for the most part this person gets by fine, until they crack a smile..and then you just feel obligated to punch the rest of them out...just to help them.
everything was going ok, till the bitch smiled and had tic tac dolphin teeth...so i punched the bitch in the neck!
by contay July 20, 2008
Get the tic tac dolphin teethmug. Gangsta 1: Yo dawg, that boy is a Supa-Fly Dolphin!
Gangsta 2: Fo' Real?
Gangsta 1: Damn straight Homie
Anthony Yeakey: I APPROVE!
Gangsta 2: Fo' Real?
Gangsta 1: Damn straight Homie
Anthony Yeakey: I APPROVE!
by Tyrone B. Williams March 22, 2009
Get the Supa-Fly Dolphinmug. This is the phrase one uses when another party in a conversation makes a dirty joke and one doesn't get it.
It originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (Seen on 9 Dolphins Rum Bottles)
The picture was used to test a Psychological property in children. Research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory association with such a scenario. Therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.
It originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (Seen on 9 Dolphins Rum Bottles)
The picture was used to test a Psychological property in children. Research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory association with such a scenario. Therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.
Jessie: "I can't believe you gave me DIET PEPSI you asshole!"
Ryan: "Oh c'mon man its not that big a deal."
Jessie: "Yes it is! I'm Phenylketonuric! I can't have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and I can't sleep! It was an awful night!"
Ryan: "Oh shit. Dude I'm sorry, I didn't realize."
Jessie: "And I had to cancel my date cuz of you!"
Ryan: "Why? Cuz of Muscle spasms? That sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. Just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine."
Ryan & Jessie burst out laughing
Malcolm: "..."
Ryan: "Get it Malcolm? Like a washing machine!"
Malcolm: "No dude, I saw 9 dolphins. What's a washing machine have to do with you making Jessie sick?"
Ryan: "Oh c'mon man its not that big a deal."
Jessie: "Yes it is! I'm Phenylketonuric! I can't have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and I can't sleep! It was an awful night!"
Ryan: "Oh shit. Dude I'm sorry, I didn't realize."
Jessie: "And I had to cancel my date cuz of you!"
Ryan: "Why? Cuz of Muscle spasms? That sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. Just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine."
Ryan & Jessie burst out laughing
Malcolm: "..."
Ryan: "Get it Malcolm? Like a washing machine!"
Malcolm: "No dude, I saw 9 dolphins. What's a washing machine have to do with you making Jessie sick?"
by Baked Wordsmith October 12, 2011
Get the I saw 9 dolphinsmug.