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Dirty Ely 

When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.
I got put in Azkaban for 12 years after I gave the president a Dirty Ely.
Dirty Ely by everyonesgay April 17, 2020

Dirty Lupe 

When a girl does a snot rocket in your mouth and makes you swallow it and take a dump and with the dump you make a satanic ritual to make both girl and guy cum in each other’s eyes.
Girl 1: “Dude yesterday me and my boyfriend fucked so hard I decided to do a Dirty Lupe.”

Girl 2: “Wow that’s a big step in a relationship.”

Girl 1 :”I think I have chlamydia now.”

Dirty mamolo 

When a person has too much cake that you want you fuck it on camera
Damn man Shannon was looking thick so I did a dirty mamolo on her

Dirty Ludvig 

When the man recites the trinitarian formula in Latin during sex, and when he gets to the “Amen”, he screams it and ejaculates on the girls face.
“Yeah man, I pulled a Dirty Ludvig last night. It was crazy.”
Dirty Ludvig by Young fruit April 24, 2020

Dirty Marlon 

The dirty Marlon is when you sneak a tissue (usually unused) up your partners rectum-hole and yank it out during sex to clean it. Maybe with less shit in their up their ass they stop talking it as well.
I was expecting nothing but then he surprised me with a dirty Marlon.

After the dirty Marlon my bum was so clean you could’ve eaten out of it.
Dirty Marlon by knodel.exe May 6, 2020

Dirty Judd 

usually a British cunt who plays rocket league with a booter. Often found jerking off in his room to tiny Tom cruise or shoving 30 clips up his ass for great pleasure whilst gagging on his fingers
I can’t play Xbox with you anymore bro, I heard you go “dirty Judd” last night on the mic you forgot to mute ... I’m too turned on
Dirty Judd by Sleezy ween June 13, 2020