A derogatory term used for THAT kind of guy your friend is seeing. Generally, a Diego, although not actually named Diego, is a guy that is between 15 and 19, quite unattractive (although your friend seems to think he's the hottest person on earth), and probably offensive. He usually leaves your friend mentally destroyed after your friend interacts with the Diego in question. Often, a Diego can be found conducting "1.2 GPA activities" in his free time alongside skating.
"Guys, Harsa Martinez's ex-boyfriend was such a Diego. I heard that he cheated on his new girlfriend (who is copying Harsa's style because she wants to be her so bad) and texted Harsa again even though she vowed to not speak to him again. I think Harsa and Diego are lowkey soulmates though because they're both mentally ill. Whatever, I guess Harsa is gonna have some more lore to her now."
"Ijbol. Harsa's losing the Idgaf War, I fear."
"Ijbol. Harsa's losing the Idgaf War, I fear."
by Stream DYKTTATUOB August 26, 2023
Get the Diegomug. by Yellopebble January 1, 2010
Get the Diegonessmug. by DiegoBolado222 May 25, 2017
Get the Diego Reis da Silvamug. someone hot: hey! don’t forget to post diego, it’s diego day!
someone else hot: i already did! have you?
someone else hot: i already did! have you?
by ApricotPrince April 12, 2021
Get the Diego Daymug. A kind, beautiful girl with short hair who only speaks Spanish and keeps calling a guy that´s a bit younger than her who only speaks English ¨cute,¨ ¨beautiful,¨ etc. The guy isn´t sure if she likes him or not, but they´re teaching eachother their native languages.
She likes Harry Potter.
She likes Harry Potter.
¨I met this girl, her name´s Diego. I kinda like her and I can´t tell if she likes me or not!! Please help, bro!!¨
by GalvanisticYoungInhuman November 18, 2024
Get the Diegomug. 
