Someone who’s incredibly fascinated by cramps.
Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Ricardo: Hombre, look at this cramp homie got in her leg! Shits crazy son
Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!
Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!
Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
by NeighborsAteMyZombies July 23, 2019
Get the cramp creepmug. This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
a guy posts on an online forum:
A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:
Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?
Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.
Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...
..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:
Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?
Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.
Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...
..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
Get the trains-creepmug. That guy was staring at me for hours, so now I'm counter-creeping him by commenting on all of his facebook pictures with winky-faces.
by Luke Rolyat November 17, 2010
Get the Counter-Creepingmug. 
Similar to the brilliant reach-around, but rather than a stroke and a poke, a gentle cradling of the balls and some sweet
talking is in order.
talking is in order.
by Beerbattered March 24, 2011
Get the Creep Aroundmug. 
A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.
My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.
by Acellertnac November 22, 2023
Get the Linear Progress Creepmug.