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jelly bracelets

red~kiss
blue~sex in the water
green~head
yellow~head
orange~hug/kiss
pink~like
black~sex
white~body rub
clear~fuck with sperm
that are my meaning for jelly's
by chris June 7, 2004
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Jelly Bracelets

Thin colored plastic bracelets that are worn on the wrist by mostly teenage peoples. They have no meaning whatsoever and some people are stupid enough that they do have meaning of the sexual kind. I mean, jeez. I'm wearing a pink one and a blue one right now, and I'm not trying to get fucked. Its hard to believe anyone can be that desperate.
guy#1-dude, you're wearing pink and blue Jelly bracelets, you know what that means right?

Me- Yeah, it means that I won them in archery, and star throwing at the FUCKING RENAISSANCE FAIR!!! And if you seriously get any dumber by giving these little plastic rings a sexual meanings, I might have to go back to the fair, and win more of them, using your head as a FUCKING TARGET


PS~that example is a true story
by Jesus-Fishboy March 22, 2009
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