Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.
Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table
Spaff lighting ;)
Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table
Spaff lighting ;)
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father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.
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