1. A vulgar term which means the male penis and the female vagina; basically saying that the penis and vagina are best friends.
2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend
2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend
guy: hey ya know, we're best friends in a way
girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?
guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?
girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!
girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?
guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?
girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!
by sunshiny-daytona July 23, 2009
Get the the best friendsmug. Someone you trust completely.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
by Caramel Yum April 25, 2016
Get the Best Friendmug. "You waste of oxygen, get your fat ass off the couch. I'll be at your house in 5."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
by Hesebe July 25, 2016
Get the Best Friendmug. A word meaning; riches make you happier, possessions make you happier, a screen still being on without a person around.
by Thewrench August 30, 2021
Get the More for the bestmug. by Jessica hillsom April 2, 2021
Get the ethan bestmug. He is the master at video games and has the best family in the world he is a legend and loves every single person he know as cybot2010 he has a big hart
by Cylus best January 29, 2021
Get the Cylus bestmug. Is also known as 'Salad Dodger'. This is a person that attends a buffet and avoids the salad and heads straight for the mains - also known as a 'FAT BASTARD'. She is known to have hairy arm pits, and very unhygenic. The majority of the weight is distributed around the ass.
by Abdul Hanif January 1, 2012
Get the Hollie Bestmug.