A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.
Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
by ar42dent October 7, 2013
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Matthew: Cam bro why did you and Lexy break up?
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.
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The chances of finding this gun is unknown, but legends say that there is a banana gun somewhere you would most likely would overlook.
The chances of finding this gun is unknown, but legends say that there is a banana gun somewhere you would most likely would overlook.
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Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".
Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".
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Get the the shit is bananas mug.(noun) Used to describe a person who conducts those social activities usually carried out by a group or a couple by himself, most often because his friends all have significant others. Extension of the term third wheel, which is usually used to describe the person who awkwardly tags along with their coupled-up friends. More generally, a Lone Banana is anyone who conducts certain social activities by himself. The term has a sad or lonely connotation. Derived from the single banana phenomenon often observed in grocery stores, when bananas that have become separated from the bunch are sold as singles.
He's been kind of a Lone Banana ever since his buddy found a girlfriend.
Look at that Lone Banana out to dinner by himself. Maybe we should ask him to sit with us.
Look at that Lone Banana out to dinner by himself. Maybe we should ask him to sit with us.
by ChickenRice May 8, 2015
Get the Lone Banana mug."Jon pulled the banana mayonnaise on me. It was fucking gross. Jon we're getting a fucking divorce."
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