bagel

crappy circle bread

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread

by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 20, 2019

Bagel

the best food. ever.

bow to the bagel lord

by the bagel profit May 19, 2022

Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over

Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique

by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023

bagel eater

Slang term for a Jewish person

Those Bagel eaters sure do cut a mean diamond.

by Jimmy frank February 3, 2022

Birds of The Bagel

A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."

Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.

by [Worries] January 22, 2020

Bagel with nutella

A donut

Bagel with nutella are donuts

by Edsva October 20, 2018

Bagel

THE BEST FRICKING BREAKFAST/LUNCH EVER TO BE MADE INTO EXISTENCE

"Oh hey, what did you have for breakfast/lunch taday"
"Oh I had a bagel!"

by SpoopyMoth7w7 October 3, 2020