Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

Australian Air Pocket

The act of flagellating on oneself and the flagellants gets trapped between the anus and the back of the scrotum causing a tickling sensation.

Aaron ate a lot of beans an farted giving himself an Australian Air Pocket.

by Kamo89 January 2, 2023

Australian Super Soaker

A wet pussy

Damn after I was done with her, she was an Australian Super Soaker!

by PhoenixRisen95 May 29, 2024

Australian Candlestick

A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)

Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!

by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024

Australian Boogie

Sex with an individual whom has hairy junk.

T: Picked up a lovely gal last night and I did the Australian Boogie.

B: What is that?
T:I went dancing in the bush

by SnorkelingWombat April 23, 2015

The Australian Hot Dog

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.

Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"

by Yunita537 March 11, 2020

Australian gas mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.
-inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term
'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which
symbolizes the use of protective gear against
odorous or contaminating elements."

My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last
night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted
her pussy licked even tho I couldn't get off the toilet.

by The JD Guy March 21, 2024