someone who's permanately upside down and they're stupid fucking toilets spin in the wrong direction
by the penn November 28, 2019
Get the Australianmug. The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
Get the Australian Cone Pipemug. The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.
by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024
Get the Australian Brain Freezemug. When you nut in a girl and suck the seamen out of her then force it back into your cock then you bust again into her nose making it go out her nose and mouth
by mozzy the aussie May 9, 2021
Get the Australian Milkingmug. by Knightmusic December 25, 2020
Get the Australian road trainmug. by hayhayslayer December 30, 2016
Get the Australian Kissmug. by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019
Get the Australian jack in the boxmug.