The snake rat convinced the police that the man committed crimes that he didn't commit. The man did 1 month in jail. He didn't even counter with charges of mischief. He figured he'd give the loon a break.
by dddkdmckdldlld May 27, 2018
Get the Snake Ratmug. Similar to a snake in the grass, a snake in the ground is a far snakier snake. They are much harder to spot than their grass-dwelling counterparts and will strike when you least expect it.
"Hey man, keep an eye on that tall grass, could be a snake hidin' there."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"
"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"
"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."
by Snakier June 11, 2018
Get the snake in the groundmug. A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.
"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me
-me
by Dave May 23, 2004
Get the Snake Eyesmug. The word snakes with benefits, or beneficial snakes, refers to a snake. A snake is a deceitful and untrustworthy person who shares private information that is intended to be spiteful or hurt someone. However, a snake with benefits is someone who snakes for good reasons (to get information or warn someone).
"You snake, you leaked to my crush my DM's that I liked her!"
"No, I leaked them for your own good! I'm a snake with benefits!"
"What' do you mean?"
"She likes you too, so when I DM'ed her about you liking her, she realized that you like her! It's called being snakes with benefits-- I be a snake for good intentions."
"No, I leaked them for your own good! I'm a snake with benefits!"
"What' do you mean?"
"She likes you too, so when I DM'ed her about you liking her, she realized that you like her! It's called being snakes with benefits-- I be a snake for good intentions."
by brytah January 15, 2017
Get the snakes with benefitsmug. The act of dipping your tongue firmly into someone's anus similar to a snake sticking it's tongue in and out.
by Zinnian January 21, 2011
Get the snake punchmug. British slang term for a Steak and Kidney meat pie.
Sold at British fish & chip shops as an alternative to having fish with your chips.
Sold at British fish & chip shops as an alternative to having fish with your chips.
by Chris Dodkin January 8, 2008
Get the Snake and Pigmymug. Kid 1: I just made out with a window licker that rides the short bus to school!
Kid 2: What the Snakes?
Kid 2: What the Snakes?
by moe deca 1200 September 26, 2006
Get the What the snakes?mug.