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lincoln

a chill friend who loves cars and hanging with his friends he gets no maidens but he thugs it out he'll always be there for you
man i'm glad lincoln is so supportive
by regularC4consumer November 21, 2023
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Lincoln Park Special

When you're addicted to xanax, adderall, klopolin, cocaine, and percocet all at the same time.
"Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"
by probablyafuturestoner July 15, 2022
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Lincoln Nap

The act of taking a nap permanently, usually at a theatre or at least away from home.
Uncle Dan took a Lincoln Nap at the movies. His service will be next Saturday.
by Dingid Forester March 14, 2016
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The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”
by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024
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Lincoln

Lincoln is a angry midget
by 2738 November 4, 2021
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Lincoln

A person who is very tense around other human beings who are not family, or friends. Most of his love is shared with animals. He probably owns multiple dogs, and random exotic animals rather than having a gf/wife.
Lincoln was uncomfortable at the party, but felt loved with his pets.
by Pu$$y$layer666999 August 7, 2019
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Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)
At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster
by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021
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