Crocodile Fact

A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.

The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.

Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)

by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020

Zach Fact

Facts that are immediately known to be true. That's a Zach Fact

Kid #1: The sky is yellow
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right

by <;)> May 11, 2018

Matter Of Fact Of Matter

Matter Of Fact Of Matter

Matter Of Fact Of Matter

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

facts

Used to express intense agreement, implying that what was said is completely true, that it is "factual"

"Pissy Pumper would make a bad alternative title for Pissy Pamper by Playboi Carti."
"Facts."

by LetherG September 19, 2020

Worldwide facts

BEN IS CRINGE
A single sneeze travels 100 miles per hour and shoots 100000 germs into the air

stay in touch for daily WORLDWIDE FACTS

by Ebuksam January 7, 2023

Holy Fact

Sometimes a piece of factual information is worthy of the gospel.

this is a reading from the gospel according to matthew; That is a HOLY FACT man.

by Mcphil69 October 9, 2020

fact got

another term for faggot

Person 1: I have a boyfriend!
Person 2: eww a fact got

by the real mistermannn January 3, 2024