Zach

Zach is a wonderful guy! Zach can get you mad the next minute and then make you forget all about it the next because of his charming smile and dreamy eyes. Zach is the type of guy who will make you feel like the only girl he’s ever loved! He will treat you like a queen and you will be his world! If you are dating a Zach then you are the luckiest girl alive!

Girl 1: Omg is that Zach?!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!

by Mxcey December 6, 2019

The Zach Effect

The Zach Effect, also simply called Zach Effect is referring to when a guy gets a haircut, and because of that, looks younger. This often only applies to guys who had noticeably longer hair before their haircut. This is sometimes because the guy had short hair when they were younger, and has just got it back, but the effect can happen otherwise as well.

"Did you see Max's new haircut?"
"Yeah, dude. That's the Zach effect at work."

by barf flavored soda January 21, 2023

Zach

Bitch

Alfredo: yo it’s Zach

Everyone:yah he bitch

by Alfredo123 November 27, 2019

Zach Goodwin

A man possessing the largest testicles known to mankind. It has been proven that the universe is actually a screenplay being written by him he just doesn’t know how to end it. He’s rumoured to appear in Spider-man no way home alongside your mom.

Also he’s a pretty good gaffer.

You know who’s great? Zach Goodwin’s dad!

by Sudae November 24, 2021

Zach

Zach is great. Zach can be straight forward, and some people won't like that. But once you get to know him you'll see he is actually the sweetest guy you will ever meet with the most genuine heart. You can talk about all kinds of problems with him and he will be there for you. Zach is funny and he will make you happy. Talking with Zach is always a pleasure, and you should be happy if you have a Zach in your life.

Look! There is Zach!
Isn't he great?
Yes, he is.

by not_imre August 16, 2019

Zach

Most Retarded fucking cunt ever.
Noince

Zach is a Retard

by Greedysupermum November 1, 2019

Zach

Zach is a one of a kind type of person. He never lets you down and is always by your side. He loves and cares for the people he talks to and always seems to put a smile on everyone’s face. But most of all he’s HIM! The one you don’t wanna lose!!

Zach is truly a blessed kid

by anonymous March 8, 2023