noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 09, 2024
A common introductory phrase treated like a colloquial expression for southern gentleman. The sentence is used within a casual, friendly conversation as the starter to checking in on someone, as well as genuine inquiry. The exact meaning often depends on the context, tone, and the regional or cultural slang where it's being used.
"Yo, what good wit it? You coming to weasel town?"
"Aye now—what good wit it?"
"I hear Buddy Chum BLAH got some new music. What good wit it?"
"Aye now—what good wit it?"
"I hear Buddy Chum BLAH got some new music. What good wit it?"
by TiddleJohn December 08, 2024
A common introductory phrase treated like a colloquial expression for southern gentleman. The sentence is used within a casual, friendly conversation as the starter to checking in on someone, as well as genuine inquiry. The exact meaning often depends on the context, tone, and the regional or cultural slang where it's being used.
"Yo, what good wit it? You coming to weasel town?"
"Aye now-what good wit it?"
"I hear Buddy Chum BLAH got some new music. What good wit it?"
"Aye now-what good wit it?"
"I hear Buddy Chum BLAH got some new music. What good wit it?"
by TiddleJohn December 08, 2024
"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Linux?"
An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.
Derived from Jehovah's Witness.
An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.
Derived from Jehovah's Witness.
No, I will not use Linux, you damn Torvalds' Witnesses!
Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!
Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!
by Banderhausen Hösenflausen July 06, 2023
by Bobthecat323 August 18, 2020
The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.
People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.
Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.
It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.
The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.
Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.
It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.
The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
by tabegipocu August 30, 2021
by Gardulf November 13, 2016