Torvalds' Witness

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Linux?"

An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.

Derived from Jehovah's Witness.

No, I will not use Linux, you damn Torvalds' Witnesses!

Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!

by Banderhausen Hösenflausen July 6, 2023

Wit

"wit" is the Scottish slang for what

"wit" ye lookin at ye fanny

by smithyc November 20, 2020

motha wits

you don't have your mother with you. You are on your own.
It'allso called mother wits.

Billy has motha wits. He can sirvive on his on.

by Goldrocket4321 July 31, 2006

Jehovas witness

Jehovas witness arent People who need to live a little.. they need to stop living a little. They are the ones who create peaceful enviorments and Keep Things balanced. They are brave and kind, not annoying! Very respected For their approach to everything in life despite being hated. This is not for the weak.

Yes mr Jehovas witness i do have time for you

by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023

Dom wit the 12

"Dom wit the 12" is another way of saying a cannabis dealer is about to deliver 12 grams of high quality weed to your house

Person #1: are you telling me we ain't gettin that dom wit the 12?
Person #2: no, I think we just lost our 100 bucks.
Person #1: bummer.

by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021

Witnessing

When a blind guy uses his white stick to cane you for erotic purposes

That massage therapist also does witnessing for a bit extra.

by Lilpaws January 5, 2025

numb witted

A person whom is of lesser inteligence. Usually used along the words Fool or Plebian

Me (an intellectual): All you plebians are so numb witted.

by TheRealSupremeGentleman February 15, 2018