Two inches

absolutely not my dick length or anything

what the hell are you supposed to do with two inches?

by 404 not fucking found November 7, 2022

Two goreng

When you make 2 packets of indomie mi goreng 2 minute noodles in one bowl because 1 isn't enough

Hey man, do you want a two goreng or a single mi goreng?

How many gorengs do you do?

by TeaChai December 25, 2022

track two

Anal sex with a woman. The Vagina is track one.

When she's on her period, stick it in track two.

by freehawk January 20, 2015

two hard

A phrase which, in the realm of slang, is not grammatically incorrect. Just means, "hard x2."

Phat: Man, I hate thinking up examples.

Peewee Herman: Yeah, it's two hard.

by bbnreally November 9, 2010

Terrible Two’s

The terrible two’s definition should be changed from being “the age of two” to being the age starting from a year and a half to the age of three” because the terrible two’s always last for two complete years not just one complete year.

Oh my, I can see the terrible two’s are beginning for little Sarah. She’s barely one and a half. It’s going to be a long two years.

by mymartin1970 December 30, 2021

raising two

getting ready to leave, peace out, action of- raising two fingers for the peace sign

Homie: ayo i gotta roll, raising two

Dude: Hey you leaving
friend: yea raising two

by Dale aka Milkman aka Ganggreen September 1, 2006

Low two

Its like a high five, but back handed tap on genitals. 2 balls, 2 lips.

Get game...low two

by Fiona Terror January 13, 2021