by Antony Bartlett April 24, 2007
An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names fungal tunnel and Athlete's vag. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.
1. Mike accidentally put his dick in Cassy's tinea twat. He now has jock itch.
2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.
2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.
by vagdoc October 13, 2011
To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".
A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.
A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.
by hoozat?! February 15, 2010
when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can be done.
by GoNe1 May 17, 2007
One have the characteristics of both a douche and a twat. Specifically being whore-like and permiscuous, as well as pompous and idiotic.
by Jet Lej August 15, 2006
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eloquent term for the anus. Usually used in a sexual context, denoting the ability to perform sexual intercourse on said anus similar to that of the twat.
by DasItManeZane July 25, 2016