Rotten Tomato

the sick act of dismembering the phallic member of a man and proceeding to screw it onto his decapitated head

“they found the man rotten tomatoed”

by sneakdissah August 27, 2025

Mario Tomato

Mario Tomato is a Mario but he's a tomato. The viral meme song Mario Tomato was created by Funny Songs on Youtube who makes all sorts of funny songs. Due to the success of Mario Tomato it has sparked other niche fruit songs such as Peachy Luigi and Mango Wariogogo

🍅IT IS ME MARIO TOMATO-TO-TO-TO-To🗣️🔥- Mario Tomato

by pickypocket September 12, 2025

bonus tomato

a ginger twat

i’m gonna go see my bonus tomato tonight

by HebbleJebble45 October 8, 2025

Tomato Theory

the theory that once one person gets tomato-reacted, a whole wave of people suddenly pops up saying the dumbest stuff imaginable just to farm tomatoes too. like one tomato drops and everyone else starts speed-running brainrot to get their own.

damn, the tomato theory is really showing here

by aden67 November 17, 2025

Tomato Tom

The most famous tomato of all time. It is said he was on a space mission.

Ziggy: Do you remember Tomato Tom?
David: The one who was floating around his tin can?
Ziggy: Yes. He was floating in a most peculiar way.

by Love-fi December 9, 2025

Tomato

African American Tribe who has dumbass red ass heads and live together like a tomato patch

I love eataing tomatos

by Max Kovacs Is a Bitch January 24, 2025

Beef Tomato

A juicy, robust, enticing like a red tomato, person that you just cant resist. One might say, they would be perfect in a salad. Beef Tomato's are well renown for their meaty, fleshy, freaky candor. Beware, for size may vary, might get scary.

Yo gyals a beef tomatoe......

I want me a beef tomatoe

by ashispaniking January 29, 2025