shrimp

what you like to say when a guy sends you a dick pick and they ask if they’re big

guy: “so you like the size”
girl: “sorry but your shrimp is a choking hazard”

by avocadobitch July 29, 2019

Shrimp

When she has a big “bunda” and a big “personality” but, the face are no it its called shrimp
Why?
Because when you eat a shrimp, do you eat the head.

(Girl walk passed)
Damn, she a shrimp

by Jreepmaster May 20, 2022

shrimp

That guy on twitter.com that only occasionally tweets bangers

P: What's 9+10?
S: shrimp

by PimpyMcShrimpy May 12, 2021

shrimp

New way to say Simp after the Twitch Ban of the word

Whoever donated to this streamer he's a Sim-Shrimp

by Doge Of Venice December 21, 2020

Shrimp

According to Kero Kero Bonito, They;

- Turn your skin pink

- Get sick, if you ingest them regularily.

- Pretty rich, like not just normal rich, like, stereotypical high school show bully spoiled brat rich.

Ah, fuck, I turned pink. Never eating shrimp again bruh

by cesky May 22, 2020

Shrimp

Word used to replace some curse words in a school setting. Mostly to annoy teachers so that you don't get in trouble, but are clearly cursing without cursing.

What is the bull-shrimp?!
You've gotta be shrimpin' kidding me.

Stop capping. That shrimp's not funny bruh.

by Dr.Pstandsonbusiness February 06, 2024

shrimp

(verb)
- to be forcibly shoved in between a bed and a wall against your will

-“Ow I just got totally shrimped by my girlfriend Hannah, I’m stuck!!”

by NotASenatorNamedDave November 14, 2021