monke

The best/rarest type of monkey you can find

John: dude whats that
Derek: monke
John: holy fuck

by HennerPenner April 9, 2021

Monke

Monke

Monke = Monke

by King Monke August 13, 2021

jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife named Amber Monk!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.

Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!

by Gatorgar December 21, 2016

monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.

"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."

by bertiewoosterlubsjeeves May 3, 2016

emil monk

A guy that loves snake tattos and plays a badass, they often end up in jail.

Emil Monk sucks his cellmates every night

by Fætter BR. July 25, 2016

monke

monke

This monke is stinky

by pepeepopoo January 29, 2021

Monke

A monkey meme

Hi John thats a monke haha

by sneeker March 25, 2023