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gay gorilla grip getaway

when your bf gets stuck under the bed so you get them out by putting elmer’s glue on their pp and shoving it in their bf’s ass and thrust backwards
by karinaishot July 7, 2022
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gripping my patty

when someone calls you out for something you knowingly did but you didn’t want it to be brought up
person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?

person B: not you gripping my patty

almost the same as “calling me out”
by pissy trissy August 4, 2022
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dip and grip

The act of inserting one's finger or any object into their asshole, while jerking off
Last night I caught my roommate trying to dip and grip and he tried to play it off like nothing happened.
by THEBIGFISH6669 July 29, 2016
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Mole grip

When a penis goes blood red from a fearsome grip.
My uncle gave me a mole grip when I was younger.
by Keanu, Dorian And Connor July 9, 2019
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pencil grip

The grip used for jacking off when your dick hasn't fully grown. You take your thumb and index finger and lightly pinch, with your middle providing support, like you're holding a pencil.
I haven't got the length to jerk off nornally, so I just use the pencil grip.
by Helios8170 November 22, 2018
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Grip-O-Matic

A saying used for girls who are different from the crowd, and also to describe their very tight vagina. Usually described as cringy or a loner, most of the time these females are Goth, Emo, Alt, or sometimes even dress up in slight furry attire such as cat ears and or a tail. While they can be quite weird those who are lucky enough to have sex with them will describe their pussy to be immaculate or "Grippy", which is a way of saying that their vagina is very tight. Men of course love their partners to have a tight vagina as it leads to better sex for both the Male and Female.
"Hey man did you see the new girl? Goth chicks are so weird."

"Nah man Goth chicks are fine as fuck, I bet you that she's got a Grip-O-Matic"
by Beaner_Squad February 6, 2023
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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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