Gooch

What was ‘originally’ referred to as the part between one’s anus and private part(s)

Now, most people use the word “taint” which is incorrect.

“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and I’m going to put a muscle stimulator on my gooch!”

by DannyDay95 September 1, 2025

gooch

a word to describe one's love and affection for Roman Hanyuk

Christina (Chris) Mcnair had such a big crush on Roman that one could even say she had a gooch for him.

by Mazza69420 December 2, 2021

Marshall Richardson (Gooch)

Sorry as fuck🤣

Bro this guy at the bar couldn’t even wheel a 2 so he went home with a dude. Reminds me of Marshall Richardson (Gooch).

by The truth that lies beneath us September 17, 2025

My Gooch Bitch

something funny to say around your friends

that smells like “My Gooch Bitch”

by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020

Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016

gooch

a word used to describe the collection of dust and lint in PC components, such as laptop fans and vents

My laptop's vents were filled with gooch, so I had to clean them.

by SCG-1171 September 17, 2025

Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.

Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me”

by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019