god

shrek

person: you wish you were shrek
donkey: I know

god. is. shrek.

by hardrockcafe1234 December 4, 2019

god

When your kill streak reaches 5+

that guy has reached god mode

by speedycum---3 November 10, 2020

God

1.
(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
synonyms: the Lord, the Almighty, the Creator, the Maker, the Godhead; More
Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh;
(God) the Father, (God) the Son, the Holy Ghost/Spirit, the Holy Trinity;
the Great Spirit, Gitchi Manitou;
humorousthe Man Upstairs
"a gift from God"
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
"a moon god"
synonyms: deity, goddess, divine being, celestial being, divinity, immortal, avatar
"sacrifices to appease the gods

God of the universe....The God of all things

by Goodyfact May 4, 2016

God

Keanu Reeves

God "You're breathtaking"

by Eben A June 21, 2019

God

Usually someone who has read hair or Asian

“Oh my god! It’s God”
“That’s Aryeh bro”

by God Duck March 2, 2022

God

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).

Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

God

Me

God = me

by Twins_bob May 9, 2021