by teddyec5ac23a October 29, 2021
1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 11, 2012
by urbigjuciymomma December 22, 2021
usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.
Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
by truth999 March 15, 2017
"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."
"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."
"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"
"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."
"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"
by Thahash May 15, 2022
When you and at least four of your friends carve a pit into the ground and defecate into it, then proceed to mud wrestle in the resulting pile of excrement
by Ezekiel Matchett 🔰 August 06, 2022