jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

Men's track

While a lot of people focus on what the men's track teams of the past did right and this one did wrong, they're not thinking about this group not only being the first to try and train through a pandemic where the Olympics was in danger of being cancelled, but also the first group not to have their families present. The little things like that make a difference people don't see on the big sounding, built up events people do see on TV. It's hard to know exactly what these guys were going through no matter what people saw on TV.

Men's track found a little rhythm before the games ended, hopefully they feel good about it.

by The Original Agahnim August 7, 2021

That tracks

Alternative way of saying "baseball, huh?". Used when something makes sense or checks out.

My brother was hit by a car driven by an elderly Asian lady

That tracks

Huh? What does that mean?

It means "baseball, huh?"

by TheLobsterCopter5000 April 1, 2025

on track simulation

Synonym for Off Track Simulation: a clone of Vulcan Productions.

"Have you heard about On Track Simulation?"

Yeah, it's Just Vulcan Productions MkII

by Tadahaaaa November 22, 2020

Track Meat

The act of lining up and running circles around a male while gripping his penis as you pass by treating the erection as if it was a baton resulting in a multi-person hand job

“Michael went through a rough break up so me and the boys got together for a track meat to cheer him up. We didn’t drop the baton once”

by 86ToyotaCorrola October 7, 2022

Laughing track

A hahaha audio used in a show in order for home audience to know that a joke has been told and the ideal reaction has to be a laugh from you

"I am a bisexual woman of colour" Lilly Singh
*Que laughing track* HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHASKSKSKSKKBSJJSKSKK

by The misfits spot September 22, 2020

Not-Tracking

military lingo for not paying attention or always doing the wrong thing
AKA Lost in the Sauce

PVT Porter is doing his own thing again and done pissed off Senior, he was not-tracking.

by M25S July 1, 2020