When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).
*via text message*
Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!
Dave: Who is this?
Samantha: Fuck off Phil
Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore
Samantha: LOL I was totally joking
Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback
Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!
Dave: Who is this?
Samantha: Fuck off Phil
Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore
Samantha: LOL I was totally joking
Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback
by funkthefavorites January 14, 2011
When two people text each other simultaneously, especially when saying essentially the same thing.
Optional: The first person to text back gets a reward of his/her choosing.
Optional: The first person to text back gets a reward of his/her choosing.
Text from A to B @ 9:42pm: You doing anything tonight?
Text from B to A @ 9:42pm: What you up to tonight?
Text from A to B @ 9:43pm: Text jynx. You owe me a beer. Yes!
Text from B to A @ 9:42pm: What you up to tonight?
Text from A to B @ 9:43pm: Text jynx. You owe me a beer. Yes!
by manwithanorangeforahead December 10, 2010
William asked me for Marissa's number, but then we realized he should just ask her for her number himself so we couldn't accuse him of Rape Texting.
William: Hey, Do You Have Marissa's Number?
Michelle: Yeah, Do You Want It?
William: Yeah, Wait. . . Maybe I Should Just Ask For It Myself, If I Didn't It Would Be Creepy, She Might Say I'm Rape Texting Or Something.
Michelle: True.
William: Hey, Do You Have Marissa's Number?
Michelle: Yeah, Do You Want It?
William: Yeah, Wait. . . Maybe I Should Just Ask For It Myself, If I Didn't It Would Be Creepy, She Might Say I'm Rape Texting Or Something.
Michelle: True.
by Baby Cut Carrots April 15, 2011
by Macphilia June 14, 2009
When a guy minimally texts a girl. As in, he doesn't ignore the girl,which would allow the girl to begin hating him, but also does not text her enough to woo her. He text the minimal amount to keep her interested.
Girl texts Guy: Wanna go see a movie on Friday.
Guy texts Girl: Sounds fun.
Girl texts Friend: I think I just got a "manial" text. He didn't say no, but he didn't say yes, and he didn't ask me to do anything else. Do you think he's into me?
Guy texts Girl: Sounds fun.
Girl texts Friend: I think I just got a "manial" text. He didn't say no, but he didn't say yes, and he didn't ask me to do anything else. Do you think he's into me?
by valeritude November 11, 2011
synonym for drunk texts. Texts sent while "on the lash"; texts you usually regret, and are most of the time incoherent and vulgar in nature.
1. "dude, i'm going on the fucking lash tonight, I'll lash text you later"
2. "Man was I drunk as shit last night, I lash texted all those hoes in my phone trying to get some"
3. "Stop lash texting me you idiot and sober up. You're acting like you're on your Gap Yah"
2. "Man was I drunk as shit last night, I lash texted all those hoes in my phone trying to get some"
3. "Stop lash texting me you idiot and sober up. You're acting like you're on your Gap Yah"
by C. Murdah July 02, 2012
When you try not to be rude texting while you are out with friends so you hide it by texting with the phone still in your bag. This is an attempt to trick people that you are with into not thinking you are rude when in fact it is so obvious when you are standing there with your bag open and your whole hand is in the bag, holding your phone, texting.
by XtinaX123 July 30, 2011