What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.
Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?
by QuacksO March 23, 2025
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Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.
Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.
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Get the pop tarts th mug.A jezzy tart is one who failed all their GCSEs , wears little to no clothes and has a distinct fishy odour.
When you’re having no luck on a night out you may resort to a jezzy tart to satisfy your needs and ensure you don’t go home ‘empty handed’
Often hang around pubs for free drinks and drunken men who will drop to their jezzy level.
When you’re having no luck on a night out you may resort to a jezzy tart to satisfy your needs and ensure you don’t go home ‘empty handed’
Often hang around pubs for free drinks and drunken men who will drop to their jezzy level.
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Get the Melon tart mug.A slang term for a prostitute who wears too much make-up, stilletto heals, very short skirts, and tight revealing tops, often in faux-animal print, and generally has too much flesh on display, thus revealing herself as 'sexually loose', making her self look like a high class tart that's ready to be passed around and eaten
Cuz: yo bro where were last night you left the club before it could get lit!
Bro Well cuz I seen this by the bar and she was so damn sexy I had to talk to her and brought her to my place, i couldn't help it, she was looking like a high class tart, i also got her number,
Cuz: understandable plus 10000 aura point for pulling it off
Bro Well cuz I seen this by the bar and she was so damn sexy I had to talk to her and brought her to my place, i couldn't help it, she was looking like a high class tart, i also got her number,
Cuz: understandable plus 10000 aura point for pulling it off
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