tinea twat

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names fungal tunnel and Athlete's vag. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.

1. Mike accidentally put his dick in Cassy's tinea twat. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.

by vagdoc October 13, 2011

twat twiddler

Another term for a lesbian.

I reckon shes a right twat twiddler.

by Antony Bartlett May 1, 2007

Waffle Twat

To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".

A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.

Man, that frat boy thinks he's so cool. What a waffle twat.

by hoozat?! February 15, 2010

Twat in a Knot

when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can be done.

The striper at Mel's bachelor party, tied her Twat in a knot!

by GoNe1 June 4, 2007

douche twat

One have the characteristics of both a douche and a twat. Specifically being whore-like and permiscuous, as well as pompous and idiotic.

Colin was acting like such a douche twat when he slept with that skanky asian.

by Jet Lej August 19, 2006

dry-twatted

1) To fuck someone (or something) over, and not in a good way.

2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)

Example1: (after being ditched for poker night) Man you dry-twatted me on playing them cards that night.

Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.

by drodhertzer August 19, 2014

Twat Casserole

When a significant other vomits into the vagina of another.

She left teeth marks on my shaft so I blasted her with a twat casserole then left.

by Benny from Beverly Hills October 23, 2019