tinea twat

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names fungal tunnel and Athlete's vag. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.

1. Mike accidentally put his dick in Cassy's tinea twat. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.

by vagdoc October 13, 2011

twat twiddler

Another term for a lesbian.

I reckon shes a right twat twiddler.

by Antony Bartlett May 1, 2007

Waffle Twat

To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".

A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.

Man, that frat boy thinks he's so cool. What a waffle twat.

by hoozat?! February 15, 2010

Twat in a Knot

when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can be done.

The striper at Mel's bachelor party, tied her Twat in a knot!

by GoNe1 June 4, 2007

douche twat

One have the characteristics of both a douche and a twat. Specifically being whore-like and permiscuous, as well as pompous and idiotic.

Colin was acting like such a douche twat when he slept with that skanky asian.

by Jet Lej August 19, 2006

Twat Rug

The female pubic hair

I love the softness of her twat rug

by kenwyngolf May 29, 2008

Twat Factory

Someone of such twatitude that they may as well be producing twats from an assembly line.

John: Are you coming to Dave's tonight, kid?
Piers: Nah, lad, that's fella's a fuckin' twat factory

by TomRC March 13, 2012