Jona

The greatest Person you‘ll ever know.

brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.

„Is that the King?“ - „No that‘s Jona“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“

by anonymous November 21, 2021

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Just a little fag ball

Person 1: Ugh your such a Jonas
Person 2: (commits suicide)
Person 1: (does the silly fortnight dance)

by SeaTurtle12354 January 22, 2023

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Josuah jonas is a simp and a cheaters when it comes to cart games

Merle : money please

Josuah jonas : here you go tale me money

by Lichtbus April 12, 2020

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Jonas is a fat ass, he is the fattest human alive.

your mama is so fat she is like Jonas, forstår du?

by Jonas12345 February 9, 2022

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Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.

You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JONAH
Friend: omg never let go of him!

by xd jokesonu June 4, 2019

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