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Thick Smack

Thick smack is a thing in November is where guys or girls can slap a thick ass
Boy: It's thick smack

Girl: fuck.
by 55Z92j November 4, 2019
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Slim Thick

omfg I love this girl she is amazing the end.SHE IS SLIM THICK
by Maid dress April 21, 2021
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Thick mint

The base unit of an overall great candy, color, and savior of the apocalypse.

Who wouldn’t want to be a proud owner of something in the catagory of “thick mint”?
Dang, that’s one thick mint you got there.
We praise the allmightly savior, thick mint.
by Nafamnotfeelingit January 15, 2019
mugGet the Thick mintmug.

thick mami

Hailey is David's thick mami
by Hailey'sDaddy May 30, 2017
mugGet the thick mamimug.

Thick

A girl or woman that is hot AF has a sexy body, being actually thick is not true but can be true at the same time.
MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO THICK ITS HARD TO KEEP MY HANDS OFF.
by Hardman member July 22, 2020
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good thick

(This applies to girls, I am a girl and I know how it’s like. I’m not sure what a male equivalent of it would be)

There is a stark difference between “damnnn she thick” and “go gym”, and that’s— body shape. See, two women could have a very similar, almost exact amount of body fat, but it’s the shape of their bodies that draws the line between attractive and mid/unattractive.

Let’s say Woman A has around 30% body fat, and has an hourglass body shape. Her hips, thighs, and chest are accentuated and she’s lucky because her body falls into one of the few types that people deem attractive, the true thick.

Woman B also has around 30% body fat, but she has a rectangle body shape (so do I!) and the fat collects in the form of her body, so nothing like her hips and thighs or whatever are accentuated, and will leave her looking like a cereal box. Unfortunately, no one will find this body attractive, and it hurts to have gone through that..

Some people who try to silence the undesirable girls with pity try to blur this difference, but it does not work, neither on paper nor in real life. You can try to rope both of the instances of Woman A and B into “thick/chubby” and label it all a good thing, but no. A is attractive, B is not. So now there have to be new terms: “good thick” (as seen in A) and “fat/bad thick” (as seen in B). Thanks a lot Pity Patrons.
Pity patron: nooooo don’t say that!! I saw your selfie in the server, youre thick and some people find that attractive!! youll find someone

Ugly girl: no, stop.. there’s a difference. There’s good thick, like that girl who posted right after I did, and then bad thick like me, there’s a difference

Pity patron: *observes the great difference* yea actually never mind LMAOAOAOOAOA
by spadecard November 25, 2022
mugGet the good thickmug.

rip a thick one

To tear the widest of units, to defeat the largest of singulars, to rip the thickest one...
Lucas rip a thick one yesterday! He's dead
by NOON RAT October 19, 2020
mugGet the rip a thick onemug.

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