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Danish Swing Fun

The Danish Swing Fun act is when you, or you sexual partner rides a dildo attached to a swing, swinging back and forth giving a blowjob each time you or your sexual partner goes forward, deepthroating the cock. Then switching jobs but this time it’s the man fisting the women each time he goes forward while riding the dildo.
Bro, me and my girl had some intense danish swing fun together last monday!
by SelfMadeVagina June 1, 2018
mugGet the Danish Swing Funmug.
A line eshays say when they are fighting someone. They say it when you look like you are scared and never attack.
eshay 2: *continues dodging swings*
eshay 1: take your first swing ya dog
by TheSBPony December 16, 2021
mugGet the take your first swing ya dogmug.

swing by the cemetery

Picking up flowers to give your girl so you can get laid later
See you guys later, its my girl's birthday. I gotta swing by the cemetery tonight!!
by curleljohnny September 28, 2018
mugGet the swing by the cemeterymug.

danger swing

when having your legs open and 'dangerously' swinging your penis back and forth....a fast action.....sometimes to immate sexual activity.
by sazzel October 28, 2007
mugGet the danger swingmug.

Mood swings

Today I have salgaja, today I have mood swings
by Cebabcici November 21, 2020
mugGet the Mood swingsmug.

swing like that

when a person with the same sex or anyone wants to date you
Example 1 (Gay/Bi)

Dior: Dang he’s cute asf let me go ask him

(walks up to him)

Dior: Aye u look so fine, u got Instagram or i can get ya number??

Cute boy: Nah bro, gtf outta here before i make you regret opening your mouth .. ion swing like that faggot!

(usually a nice way to say that they dfw the fags in a homophobic way)

Example 2 (scene: nightclub) (STRAIGHT PPL)

Janelly: Layla look, i want that guy that’s in the corner

Layla: he seems bored, but i ain’t gonna lie to u girl…he’s fine ash

(Janelly walks up to him)

Janelly: Heyyy, umm u look cute and bored idk if u wanna go dance or get some drinks. Maybe even come to my friends house and sleep there😏, u cute btw wanna be my man and put that dick up on me?

Guy: Hell nah, go somewhere else and leave me tf alone, i don’t swing like that

(this means they don’t want nothing with you, they not looking for a relationship, sex or anything)
by 2txc4shay August 24, 2025
mugGet the swing like thatmug.

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