a mediocrity from the suburbs

a so-so looking woman who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt, no matter what your sexperience is

by Sexydimma June 11, 2014

Red-Hot Suburban

When a person puts on red lipstick and performs oral sex while having red hot candies in their mouth, followed immediately by anal sex.

Ally felt burned after she and her boyfriend did a red-hot suburban.

by Sprikenz3 October 30, 2016

That’s suburban

Used to refer to upper-class white people when they do/say/have something that seems “bougie”.

1. “Oh you’re wearing Pink, that’s soooo suburban.”
2. Bethany: “I’m going golfing today!”

Response: “... That’s suburban.”

by iknowabitchnamedbecky;) May 3, 2020

Jesus of the suburbs

Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.

Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader

by Entity010 August 12, 2022

Same tiger, different suburb

When something is pretty much the same but in a different situation.

"Mitch is dating another girl who cheats on him,
Same tiger, different suburb"
"That girl is wearing the same dress that Emily owns.. same tiger, different suburb"

by SpoonieFusion October 4, 2023