Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk
Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!
Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
by CR1986 June 05, 2017
Verb
A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.
A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.
by Morons Are Really Pathetic February 02, 2012
When your at the beach with a large group of people and you try to show off your amazing squats and get sand all over your booty, and the sand doesnt come off for 2 weeks so your booty is all sandy and itchy. When it happens everyone makes fun of you for being stupid and pulling a squat sand
by booty-booty January 28, 2018
by hayday_73 January 23, 2015
A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.
by Bazinga_Punk_NJ February 24, 2016
A fetish involving watching someone sitting their posterior into a pie (preferably apple or pumpkin, but this is up to the fetishist) and wiggling said buttocks around in the aforementioned dessert
Jimmy: Yo, did you catch that Hoboken Squat Cobbler video on the Tube?
Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard
Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard
by cellophanefriend February 23, 2016
When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.
Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.
by Bob Barr 123 February 26, 2016