Sophie Paonessa

An absolute dime of an 05, but occasionally a heartless, soul shattering whore, but it doesn't matter because shes hot.

Senior 1: Bro Sophie Paonessa broke my heart...
Senior 2: Damn bro thats tough, its because shes hot

by William Edward Matthew November 15, 2019

sophie

sophie is the type of girl that goes on omegle for fun and watches guys jack off and laughs about sophie is a CRACKHEAD but is a very energetic person.

I saw sophie today she's CRAZY

by ur_mom_gay463 November 20, 2019

Sophie Crack

A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.

“Hey man my back has been killing me.”

“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”

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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”

by Robertmueller March 24, 2019

Sophie

Promiscuous

Sophie is promiscuous

by Nan gey March 25, 2019

Sophie

a girl with a big forehead

"That girl's forehead is huge! Must be a Sophie!"

by ahaha0 April 2, 2019

Sophie

Sophie is a smart, funny and kind. She is often a brunette and is beautiful inside and outside. She can be nice most of the time, but once you make her mad, her bad side will be reavealed. She is very creative and likes to experiment with different things.

Person 1: Who is that beautiful girl standing there?

Person 2: That’s a Sophie, the most beautiful girl you will ever meet.

by Marshmellokoala April 18, 2019

Sophie

A sophie is literally the dumbest bitch you will ever meet. She also smells like a sewer and doesn’t know how to take a shower.

Friend: What’s that smell?
Me: Sophie’s coming

by ilikemangos December 12, 2019