Hitting The Sides

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.

Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.

by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022

Kansas Slip n' Slide

When two men strip butt-ass naked and lather themselves in baby oil, and slicking the floor of the living room with vegetable oil. Both lads scurry and clamber to reach the next "room", pushing each other to make the other slip. The loser of the race has to give the winner oral sex.

"It's too cold out today. What should we do?" "We should do the Kansas Slip n' Slide!" "Sure!"

by SpaceyStars January 6, 2023

You can't call both sides of the coin?

Sadly, a choice has to be made.

Heads or Tails?
Up or Down?
Left or Right?
Coin Toss.
You can't call both sides of the coin?

by Wizardy Man October 3, 2011

Snides

The end pieces of a loaf of bread.

Also, a sandwich made of two of said pieces and only mayonnaise.

Friend 1: "Yo dude, are you gonna eat that Snides piece?"
Friend 2: "Nah, man. You can have it. I don't like my bread too oxidized."

by yellowhootrammajamma July 31, 2010

slide tackle

Common terminology used by ex (or want to be) collegiate athletes describing the physical act of tenaciously pursuing a female prospect and successfully achieving the evening's mission of sexual relations.

Synonyms: leg sweep, take down, head lock, yard sale...

I'm going to a wedding this weekend and I'm hoping to slide tackle one of the bridesmaids.

by Desperado 2009 February 20, 2009

Mahogany Slide

PooP Shoot or the Ass Hole

I want to get Balls Deep in that Mandy Moore Bitchs Mahogany Slide and Mosby on her back!

by PFARM April 28, 2006

Snides

To claim credit for a now-common word or phrase usage that either clearly belongs to the public domain and only recently became popular by random group adoption and proliferation, or that was actually brought into vogue by someone else. This usually occurs when the word/phrase's acceptance happened too long ago for anybody to have a clear enough memory of its adoption to refute the claim of invention/primary adoption. Also, one who makes such erroneous claims.

Friend 1: "I feel like I pretty much invented the phrase 'I feel like'"
Friend 2: "You can't "invent" 'I feel like.' Way to Snides that shit.
Friend 1: "Nah. I also started "I mean."
Friend 2: "Shut the fuck up, Snides."

by Paddington Beard September 9, 2010