sheep paralysis

When suddenly you freeze and all sheep within 50 miles of you slowly make their way to your current location to fucking default dance on you with their hooves. Usually occurs when around bodies of salt water.

Or maybe you meant to go to sleep paralysis and ended up here because it looked funny.

Dude, where did all the sheep come from?
Must have had sheep paralysis.

by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023

two sheep

the eastern europian way to say TWO SHITS.

for two sheep i fuck off back home me, two sheep

by sky high March 10, 2009

Stale Sheep

Stale sheep is an Indian name given to the stoners of the tribe. They dont do much but get high and mooch off the others so its not uncommon to find a random dead Indian stabbed onto a stake in the middle of Texas.

1 Oh shit dude look at that its a guy on a stick gross! 2 yeah he was probably one of those stale sheep we keep hearing about on the news.

by Stale Sheep July 5, 2010

Reecey Sheep

The coolest sheep of them all. The king of sheep.

Boring sheep 1: Man i wish i was Reecey Sheep!

Boring sheep 2: Same dude, he's uber cool.

by Bunny1594 November 23, 2010

cranky sheep

insomniac, unable to catch any ZZZZZZs

my best friend's girl friend is a cranky sheep, 'cause she can't get no sleep

by cfmsp June 30, 2011

Sneaky Sheep

A crafty welshman who never pays for a round of drinks

"I went out with Christopher last night, he didn't get a round in for the lads. He's such a Sneaky Sheep"

by Neo Kraiden August 10, 2016

smart sheep

someone who goes with everyone else and doesn't really have their own opinion, but when everyone does something so stupid that there could be terrible consequences, they tone it back.

"will Sarah be alright at that party? it's gonna have a lot of people. "
"oh, she'll be fine. she's a smart sheep."

by dumb cluck May 25, 2018