Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.

Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin

by Presrox103 January 8, 2023

Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 30, 2007

Simon stanley

absolute mega dilf. 15 mega inch big dick daddy.

we all live in fear of the simon stanley's of the world.

by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022

Andrew Simon

A very sexy autistic man

i love Andrew Simon

by AndrewSimonfan May 30, 2022

Simone

She likes to give head to other people’s boyfriends how cute!!!

Person 1: she seems like a thot
Person 2: her names probably simone

by gloryboyzzzz July 6, 2020

simon

un putisimo duende

bro, zumito de leche (simon)

by anonymous August 7, 2022

simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.

Simon and Maria make a very cute couple

by Storm breaker November 22, 2021