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Simon

In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement
Person 1: oh Simon tweeted
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: Simples1976
by Simples1976 August 6, 2021
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simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
Simon and Maria make a very cute couple
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
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Simone

simone is a very attractive boy. he is very self-critical and ambitious, but also very self-absorbed. He has brown hair and brown hair. he is usually from italy. He is handsome and not ashamed of himself. He's not a relationship type, but he's got a nice side too. He is extremely good at science subjects but absolutely not very good at drawing. He is sporty. He doesn't do anything in favor of others as long as he doesn't see any profit for himself. He is very fond of snacks. He is secretly monitored by the Russian mafia. He is the best Boyfriend you could imagine.
Simone makes a lot of poop
by PokemoneaterSUS November 21, 2021
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Simon Berry

Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.
Simon Berry is pretty cool.
Soccer is Simon Berry’s middle name.
by 74)45286482&!;! June 13, 2020
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Simon

Cutest thing person human male to exist
Simon is cute
by Gawk gawk giver babablowjob February 12, 2021
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Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.
Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024
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Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.
Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?
by Erica💐 June 5, 2017
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