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Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting
Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.
by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020
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Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.
Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.
by SoullessEther May 7, 2025
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Simon Cowell

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-
by CLEOELI December 6, 2021
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simon

Simon is one of the best humans you will ever meet. he is sweet and kind, and will always have your back. he can seem a bit sad at times but he is awesome. and really funny
by KittyCat2.0 January 8, 2022
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Simon

The most heartbreaking guy ever!!! Such a bad guy! He likes to play with girls feelings and then he just behave like nothing happened and acts innocent. HE IS A DUMBASS FCKBOY!!!
Girl 1: is that simon?

Me: yes he broke my friends heart!!!

Girl 1: such a fckboy
by Steinchen<3 November 22, 2021
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Simon

Simon is a cool name and its someone dad name
Do you know Simon?

You mean Simon Riley in Call of duty?

No, Simon, Siriwut dad

Ohhh, yes I know him
by Valk Strider November 30, 2020
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simon

simon is a nugga nay
by proofen July 5, 2023
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