Ultra Straight

A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.
John: Hey do you like straight women?

Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021
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Straight Dust

A response given when someone or something has done you wrong, when things just aren't right with a scenario or simply just isn't what you expected to happen.

Someone who does you dirty could be described as "dusty"
Person One: "I'm so upset. John said he was going to us his extra ticket to take me to the game tonight, but instead he brought his girlfriend."

Person Two: "Bro, I'm so sorry that's that straight dust"
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Straight in the pool

When there is no doubt that someone is gay.
Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.
by Grapes 🍇 September 07, 2023
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Straight Ghosted

To kill someone quickly without much effort
"Yo Jamal you just straight ghosted that cracka"
"Yeah he dead"
by DoctorWho22222 September 03, 2015
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straight hail

When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.
Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?

Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 10, 2018
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