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Southern Hospitality

Being a nice person, not because you're altruistic, but because you don't want to be disliked by those around you.

It makes sense in rurality, where there are few people you can interact with and rely on, making it important that you stay on everyone's good side, as opposed to having more options for friends and colleagues, such as in a city. That being said, hospitality is a part of southern culture due to its requirement in rurality. It often means that people are usually nicer overall, because everyone is used to burying animosity. -just don't piss off a southerner, or it all comes out. Not just the one directed at you, but all the bottled up animosity that's been sealed up.

Southern hospitality can often be seen as being fake, which is valid to an extent, but it's similar to Japanese culture, where your problems are your own, and what you're going through is not someone else's problem- not wanting to burden others is a common thing in many cultures throughout the world, not just southerners in the united states.
My friend is annoying and keeps calling at 3am, but I answer anyway and entertain him for a bit before going back to sleep. It's annoying as shit, but I can't bring myself to tell him to stop. Call that some southern hospitality.
by Nobody knows nobody's nose November 2, 2023
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Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.
Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.
by Vundaba October 21, 2011
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southern chilli ring

When you dip your dick in queso dip and beans and fuck her in the ass.
" My boyfriend gave me the hottest southern chilli ring ever last night"
by Cockyball043 June 10, 2024
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Southern Comfort

A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort
Southern Comfort is always good with some good ball torture and drinking whiskey
by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020
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Southern Septum

The internal flesh between the female anus and vagina.
I stuck one finger in her ass and one in her puss then rubbed them together on her southern septum
by JessTessTheMess July 26, 2018
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Southern Afro

A large bush in the pubic region of the body.
Sheda needs to go and get waxed, her Southern Afro is huge.
by Rattakus August 6, 2010
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Southern Waterfall

An innuendo regarding getting a woman wet.

Southern refers to how the vagina is down below (as South is down). Waterfall refers to how wet she gets.
I'll cause a Southern Waterfall with her tonight
by AgreeableRecord August 6, 2024
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