A shirt that looks like it was made for a child or infant that is sometimes worn by teens and adults. Should never be worn by an obese female or any male. May be worn by sexy females, especially to show off their neathage / under boob.
Dude 1: Did you see that chick wearing that baby GAP shirt before?
Dude 2: Yeah that was sexy as hell!
Dude 1: Yeah it accentuated her neathage so well!!
Dude 2: Yeah that was sexy as hell!
Dude 1: Yeah it accentuated her neathage so well!!
by implicit March 28, 2008
by PG Public Enemy March 17, 2008
A fashion statement where one refuses to wear clothing with any kind of message or brand name, this usually ends up being a white T-Shirt and shorts or jeans.
by codenamesmash December 26, 2008
(Noun) A person, usually a girl, who wears tee shirts that A. Contain slogans that he or she doesn't understand,
B. is a band tee of a band he or she doesn't listen to,
C. is worn only to impress someone else. At worst in case A, the slogan will be very, very crude and/or sexual. At worst in case B, the subject will not even know that the band he/she has on his/her tee is a band! At worst in case C, the person whom he/she is trying to impress will ask them about it and laugh at the subject for wearing that shirt.
B. is a band tee of a band he or she doesn't listen to,
C. is worn only to impress someone else. At worst in case A, the slogan will be very, very crude and/or sexual. At worst in case B, the subject will not even know that the band he/she has on his/her tee is a band! At worst in case C, the person whom he/she is trying to impress will ask them about it and laugh at the subject for wearing that shirt.
A.Boy: "Practise safe lunch: use a condiment! Haha. I don't get it. OH WELL!"
Store clerk:"You are such a tee-shirt ignoramous..."
B.Girl 1: "Ramones? Probably some new designer brand! FWEE!"
Girl 2:"I looked it up before... All that came up was some icky goth band..."
Store Clerk: "Y'all are ALL tee-shirt ignorami!"
C.Boy: "Woah, you like the Ramones? What's your favorite song?"
Girl: "What? Uh..."
Boy: "You don't listen to the Ramones, do you? Hahaha. You poseur! You're such a tee-shirt ignoramous!"
Store clerk:"You are such a tee-shirt ignoramous..."
B.Girl 1: "Ramones? Probably some new designer brand! FWEE!"
Girl 2:"I looked it up before... All that came up was some icky goth band..."
Store Clerk: "Y'all are ALL tee-shirt ignorami!"
C.Boy: "Woah, you like the Ramones? What's your favorite song?"
Girl: "What? Uh..."
Boy: "You don't listen to the Ramones, do you? Hahaha. You poseur! You're such a tee-shirt ignoramous!"
by otsanig December 27, 2005
The concept made popular by Mike "The Situation", from the popular reality show, "The Jersey Shore".
The concept, as defined by The Situation: "We have an abundance of wife beaters ... we wear before we go out. Then it's T-shirt time. Right before we go out we take off the tank and then we put on our fresh shirt."
The concept, as defined by The Situation: "We have an abundance of wife beaters ... we wear before we go out. Then it's T-shirt time. Right before we go out we take off the tank and then we put on our fresh shirt."
Jenny: Yo, you ready to go out yet?
Newton: Not Yet, I still got my wife beater on. It ain't T-Shirt Time yet.
<It is now 12am>
Newton: IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!!!!!!!!!!
Newton: Not Yet, I still got my wife beater on. It ain't T-Shirt Time yet.
<It is now 12am>
Newton: IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!!!!!!!!!!
by MacquarieGuy August 13, 2010
When getting oral pleasure from your partner you pull your t-shirt over their head in a clandestine manner.
The key is to do just before you are about to blow chum.
Once the t-shirt is in place, let the flood gates loose and watch the silhouette of your partner's head sling shot back and forth as they try to evade that which is eminent from slamming the back of their throat.
The key is to do just before you are about to blow chum.
Once the t-shirt is in place, let the flood gates loose and watch the silhouette of your partner's head sling shot back and forth as they try to evade that which is eminent from slamming the back of their throat.
My ex was on her knees giving me a blowjob when I pulled my t-shirt over her head, just before I blew my goo.
Once I did there was no escape as she tried to pull away from my sloppy splash, I just relaxed and watch the T-Shirt Bungie show.
The best break up in history, that is the gift that keeps on giving...
Once I did there was no escape as she tried to pull away from my sloppy splash, I just relaxed and watch the T-Shirt Bungie show.
The best break up in history, that is the gift that keeps on giving...
by IronRabbit January 07, 2009