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summer salad

The act of putting salad leaves in a woman's vagina in the morning, leaving them in the whole day and taking them out at night to eat
"Dude, last night I had my wife's summer salad"
by Handicap offensive January 17, 2017
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Texas Salad

The act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that bitch
Yo melissa had the best Texas Salad I've ever tasted
by Niggggggggggggggggggur February 6, 2017
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Ambrosia salad

A insult to the white person, aka cracker . A very insulting term...
Hey cracker example hey ambrosia salad shut up
by TOOTSWEETS January 22, 2021
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Bournemouth Salad

The quintessential British dinner. A mixture of mostly brown/beige foods all combined into a glorious buffet of joy. Made by parents who can't be bothered with creativity or seasoning.
Jim: Guess what I had for dinner last night!
Kim: What?
Jim: A bloody Bournemouth Salad that's what!
by bogbaka April 28, 2021
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Orange salad

When you take an orange slice(or a slice of any fruit of your choice) and insert it into her anus while penetrating vaginally. After you pull out and come on the orange slice protruding out from her anus, you feed it to her.
I gave Becky an orange salad and now she has a taste aversion to oranges.
by Pally pal the bear October 19, 2012
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Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.
"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."
by EpicMamo July 22, 2013
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baking salad

The act of being completely stoned and having sex. With a cabbage.
I was baking salad so hard last night, I'm still pulling cabbage leaves in my vagina
by NotAButtRapist October 13, 2013
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