Klondike bar + 1oz of vodka + 5ml Tabasco sauce + 3 grams of ghost pepper extract on the reservoir tip of the condom, lit on fire and shoved in someone's ass doggy style while screaming all roads lead to Rome!
Yo I was feeling extravagant so I gave this wild Russian bitch a roman torch.
Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.
In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.
Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.
In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.
by Don Pingon' November 2, 2019
Get the Roman Torchmug. The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.
When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.
by gav-wan September 27, 2024
Get the Second Romansmug. not Thomas' hero
by toaster trash August 27, 2020
Get the romanmug. The state of being patriotic about Rome, as well as being like an ancient or modern Roman, (in culture, values & beliefs). Roman spirit and identity.
An Italian shouted, 'You may discriminate that I am not legally a Roman, since I don't come from Rome, but I am still genetically Roman in spirit, since I inherit it from my ancient Roman ancestors and you can never take my sacred romanity from me, even if you rip me to a thousand pieces several times!'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis June 26, 2022
Get the Romanitymug. David:“I saw Roman the other day”
Cesar:”You mean the thickest sexiest fucking embodiment of lust that is Roman”
Cesar:”You mean the thickest sexiest fucking embodiment of lust that is Roman”
by Baby Huey213 November 30, 2021
Get the Romanmug. A comedian, someone who cracks jokes for group cohesion. Is generally agreeable, albeit at his own expense.
Considered a "sad clown", humor is a Roman's way for social navigation, being his only way to cope with existential dread.
Not to be mistaken with "Romans" from the "Roman Empire".
Considered a "sad clown", humor is a Roman's way for social navigation, being his only way to cope with existential dread.
Not to be mistaken with "Romans" from the "Roman Empire".
by Kurokenji November 22, 2021
Get the Romanmug. National Roman Awareness Day is a day dedicated to celebrating King Roman III, the master of the design arts, ruler of Whitecliffe, and monarch of coding. He is the only human who can make artificial intelligence cry and feel defeated. On this day, we honor his unparalleled skills and leadership, bowing down to him as he guides us toward a path of creative madness.
by coding123 July 29, 2024
Get the Roman Awareness Daymug.