you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"
Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.
by mistahtom May 17, 2006
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turtle head poking out

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself
by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017
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pokey poke no need to smoke

(friend): hi
(good friend): pokey poke no need to smoke\
(friend): sweet
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Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon

A manly contest for 3 or more where the participants strip naked, {manually arouse} themselves, lubricate their {erect penises} with hot sauce,and playfully {poke} as many other participants as possible in the {anus}, all the while guarding against getting {poked} themselves and maintaining an {erection}. This activity often results in the dreaded condition known as the {Rim of Hades}.
Last night me and my {crew} got {shit-faced} and some fool suggested we have a Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon. Judging by how my {asshole} felt this morning when I {took a dump}, I was obviously the loser.
by Balls O'rork July 13, 2010
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dink touch boner poke

The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.
Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!

Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!
by crazy case May 20, 2008
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turtle head poking out

Turtle head poking out can mean two things:

1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.

2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.

2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
by Coxweld July 04, 2009
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