lazy potato

someone who has no life and sits on the couch and looks resembles a potato

person one:"wow is that a potato!"
person two:"no its just jim he hasn't gone outside in a month"
jim:"hey do you two mind handing me the chips over there i would but its to far"
jim's mom:"YOUR 22 GO GET A LIFE JIM! AND STOP BEING A LAZY POTATO"

by da cancer of life January 26, 2018

vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

by Anewmia June 16, 2019

Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 05, 2021

potato salad

booty

its salad that has potatoes in it. thats potato salad

by bomberboi March 14, 2019

Sports potato

Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.

Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!

by SouthBeach Sonny November 25, 2013

Yeet Potato

A hand grenade...

What, you were hoping for something more elaborate?

I straight tossed that yeet potato and blew some shit up!

by Muttemor August 24, 2021

Flom potato

Meaning a fat and lazy person

“Do you see her over there on the sofa with the chocolate? She’s a flom potato!”

by 87bin December 22, 2021